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Monday, September 7, 2009

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Camel Toe Imprisonment

"'Tight pants' woman jailed for not paying fine"

(CNN) -- A woman put on trial for wearing clothing deemed indecent by Sudanese authorities was jailed Monday for refusing to pay a court-ordered fine, her lawyer said.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/09/07/sudan.journalist.pants.lashing/index.html


"What were you thinking? Two hundred and nine dollars versus 30 days, are you out of your fucking mind? Even kids in sweat shops make more than that in a month. Do you not realize in choosing jail, you loose money too, by way of not being able to incur income. From my experience your even likely to loose your job. Good job Dummy. How will you afford more slutty clothes now? SMH"

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5 comments:

Lauren said...

"If you don't have a camel toe in the front, you have an ugly vagina"

~Kourtney Kardashian

Melissa said...

Ahhh Kourtney Kardashian......such a fountain of knowledge. She believes she understands the etiquette of camel toe yet she is completely oblivious to the need of birth control.

Lauren said...

Her philosophy doesn't go beyond the physique of the vagina. I don't think she knows where babies come from. This is probably why instead of taking the Plan B pill, she simply jumped up and down, hoping the gravitational pull would do all the work.

Melissa said...

Well...who hasn't made that mistake. Only after realizing that gravitation could only do so much...I then proceded to throw my self down a flight of stairs which thankfully did the trick. If at once you dont succeed.....make an appointment with your doctor.

Lauren said...

Or get your brother to punch you repeatedly in the womb until you pass out or get your period... whichever comes first.

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