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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Cheap Shots- Randy Jackson


Seriously Randy? It's not bad enough that you constantly slap us in the face with your attempts at being young by abusing the word "dawg", but now you have to dress like you're 17 too? I'm ashamed of you; of this I am certain. The only thing I am not certain about it what is worse: the bubbles on your shirt or the bubble I can clearly see in your trousers. Of all the things I'd love to learn, discovering that you hang slightly to the right is at the button of the list.

You may know music, but adult fashion is clearly a complete stranger to you. I hope whoever you're talking to on the phone in this picture is advising you to kill yourself. Heed their advice... quickly.

~Lauren


4 comments:

Hard Work said...

LMAO... let my dude live...

Mrs Barker said...

That is a seriously bad shirt, regardless of the wearer's age! haha

Shaz said...

OMG...Are those skinny jeans?!

Lauren said...

As skinny as those stressed out jeans can be...

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