"If you ever show up to a party and the female you're trying to get at mentions that she has the same pair of jeans, she will likely never date you. Let that marinate for a while... If I wanted a partner to share my clothes with, I'd date a chick. Don't be offended if I walk away quickly. It's not you... I just don't want our periods to sync up."
Sorry you missed the rest of the post... maybe next time you'll read it when we post it :-) Enjoy the randomness...
2 comments:
Put Melissa's boobs on him - he'll be alright!!
Well....anything I can do to help. I am an avid team player.
Lauren-feel free to call on my services.
~Melissa (slightly confused)
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