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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Cheap Shots: Beyonce's VMA Reaction

"Let's use this as a learning experience. Dancing randomly with a blank background, a robot hand and flashing lights isn't always the winning option. Maybe now you will go back to actually planning for a video shoot rather than your routine of picking the first two girls you see wearing Bump-its and matching leotards. If you miss having three girls on stage, I ask that you bring Michelle and Kelly out of their depression and give them a job. Something tells me they are available."

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5 comments:

Rob Woodfork said...

Dude...that's TAYLOR Swift. I know she's not black, but DAMN!

Lauren said...

thanks for the spell check... ass

Anonymous said...

Hey girl!! You are too crazy!! Too much time on your hands, but I really hope this goes far. You girls are very creative. Smooches, Ms. Wayne

jwriter said...

I think I'm officially in love with the blog. Have you guys had any offers of marriage LOL. Beyonce is talented, but acting is not her thing and if she doesn't stop acting so badly I might lose my mind. It's like smelling the fart of a million fat guys who drank spoiled milk and are lactose intolerant.

Mae said...

This was kinda funny!

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