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Friday, September 11, 2009

Good Cop/Bad Cop- Tila Tequila

" Despite the fact that she is likely the only reason Asian porn is booming, Tila Tequila has done literally nothing for our society. That aside, no one deserves to be choked out. Or should I say, allegedly choked out. Have we learned nothing from Chris Brown? Men need to stop putting their damn hands on women! That is unless that woman is like me and would likely get some sort of sexual satisfaction from it." "Good Cop"


"Tila, in case your wondering when a guy dates you he expects you to act like your claim to fame personality Tila Tequila. So don't be surprised if they attempt to pass you around like the party favor you once claimed to be. Of course you don't have to submit to their every tainted whim or desire, but I am sure you can understand their aggravation or at least anticipate it.
I'd invest in a couple of body guards if I were you, or at least a gun or some pepper spray. Just to ensure them it really was all just an act." " Bad Cop"

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