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Monday, July 13, 2009

Usher....you're lame.

Basic Topic: Michael Jackson

"As he finished his version of "Gone Too Soon," a handful of people walked towards him. My first reaction was excitement; I thought for sure they were a gang come to take out his knee caps. As I started to salivate at the idea of an Usher-less world, I realized it was Michael's family. Damn. Of all of MJ's fans, Usher is the most infuriating. He has one more time to use his "I'm about to cry" voice before I poop bone".


Rob Woodfork said...

As much as I hated the Usher performance, nothing was worse than Jermaine Jackson. Whoever told him he could sing should be shot. Multiple times.

Anonymous said...

Well said.

jwriter said...


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