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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Breeding Habits of A Great Dane

Basic Topic: Jon & Kate, Plus 8

"For god sake you all saw what her stomach looked like, imagine how her vagina feels, at this point thrusting into her would probably run a close tie to mounting a slip and slide. "

4 comments:

Lauren said...

You never cease to amaze me. Don't change.

Jennifer Cornwell said...

My only comment is that she probably had C-sections, so her va-heena, probably still has some elasticity. Just a guess though, cause I don't care enough to look it up. LOL.

Melissa said...

I assume as much, although I couldn't find it stated directly on the web...so I went with it and Im glad I did. Only now, the mental image of this is sure to haunt me for a life time.

jwriter said...

This is probably the funniest quote in the known world, "Not to mention the fact that she has had eight kids! For god sake you all saw what her stomach looked like, imagine how her vagina feels, at this point thrusting into her would probably run a close tie to mounting a slip and slide," I died a little inside reading this. Thank you Lauren and Melissa for helping this miserable bastard enjoy being stuck at home with my only comfort is reading a blog that is finally worthwile. Thank you. And Melissa as Lauren stated please don't change.

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