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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Temperature War


On a daily basis, I sit in a refrigerator that these people call an office. While you're comfortable in the realization that your hot flash has been combated by the blasting AC, I'm busy trying to keep hypothermia from stopping my heart. On several occasions, I've looked down at my shirt and thought, "How did those raisins get down there," only to realize they were my nipples about to explode out of my shirt."

5 comments:

jwriter said...

"How did those raisins get down there," only to realize they were my nipples about to explode out of my shirt," again death knocked on my door after reading this!!!

A lady came to my Human Sexuality class and said that sex after menopause is so great that she didn't mind the hot flashes or hormone change because she was having sex without the worry of getting pregnant. I had vomit in the back of my throat for a week, but enjoyed her honesty.

Thanks for the laugh!!!

Lauren said...

Eww. Just ewww. How can sex be good when you're all dried up down there... I don't know...

chadhatesyouall said...

Lauren, it's called lubrication....and lots of it.....Great, now I have that mental image in my head. I don't like where I have taken this discussion.

Lauren said...

I think we are all familiar with the concept of lube, but I would find it difficult to enjoy the moment when I have the Sahara between my legs... I'll say I'm kidding to keep anyone in menopause reading this from quickly letting the air out of my tires...

jwriter said...

LOL...she also discussed that she gets wet just fine...someone in class asked her about that...I of course was in the corner of class throwing up violently in my mouth. Here's the thing they say that the elderly are having sex much more than we think. And Lauren hopefully no one with menopause will be that mad LMBO!!!

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