"Not only was she disappointing enough to get in bed with Lil Wayne, but she also decided against visiting her local Planned Parenthood after hearing of her pregnancy. You'd expect this misstep from an insecure ugly chick that sleeps with any guy drunk enough to settle for her after last call at the bar. But she's actually pretty. Really pretty. Like the kind of pretty that could turn me gay by simply asking nicely."
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