Good Cop (Melissa)/Bad Cop (Lauren) - Tiny

"was it that long ago that she was dolled up in Xscape and everybody gushed about how cute she was....or was that just because she was surrounded by two avid Twinkie eaters and a suspected tranny? Either way, I was a fan. I thought she was cute then and still do now, even if she's got a few more miles on the tires."

"Good Cop"

"This bitch literally looks like Eureeka from Eureeka's Castle!!! I couldn't believe it! Don't get me wrong, I loved that show as a child, but no one wants to see their favorite puppet as a child in the form of a human. Can you imagine how freaked out you would be if Lamb Chops walked up to you in the mall? "

"Bad Cop"

The T.O. Show

"The hidden agenda for the show, only maybe it's not so hidden, is to show you the softer side of T.O. which he refers to as Terrell. Let's make footballs most hated player appear vulnerable and child like, so that we can forget about how he repeatedly mocked his competition as well as his teammates inability to match his skills. I get it, I even respect it. I am just not a fan of it."

Reality at it's worst...plus alcohol.

"But allow me the opportunity to watch seven strangers, with no talent, attempt to drink each other under the table, and slowly come to the realization that they were put together because they won't mesh well....and I am in complete awe for the next hour. If i didn't have a dvr, id probably pee myself on a regular basis, just because I can't risk missing the explanation of who threw a used condom in the hot tub."

Jon & Kate: Match made in Bizzaro Heaven

"After their recent announcement that they are filing for divorce, I heard a collective gasp of sarcastic shock sound around the country. Even that blind guy from American Idol could have seen this coming."

"As for those kids… Let’s hope Mady finds someone as easily manipulated as her father, because she’s a mini-bitch already."

Breeding Habits of A Great Dane

Basic Topic: Jon & Kate, Plus 8

"For god sake you all saw what her stomach looked like, imagine how her vagina feels, at this point thrusting into her would probably run a close tie to mounting a slip and slide. "