"was it that long ago that she was dolled up in Xscape and everybody gushed about how cute she was....or was that just because she was surrounded by two avid Twinkie eaters and a suspected tranny? Either way, I was a fan. I thought she was cute then and still do now, even if she's got a few more miles on the tires."
"Good Cop"
"This bitch literally looks like Eureeka from Eureeka's Castle!!! I couldn't believe it! Don't get me wrong, I loved that show as a child, but no one wants to see their favorite puppet as a child in the form of a human. Can you imagine how freaked out you would be if Lamb Chops walked up to you in the mall? "
"Bad Cop"
