Jon & Kate: Match made in Bizzaro Heaven

"After their recent announcement that they are filing for divorce, I heard a collective gasp of sarcastic shock sound around the country. Even that blind guy from American Idol could have seen this coming."

"As for those kids… Let’s hope Mady finds someone as easily manipulated as her father, because she’s a mini-bitch already."

Breeding Habits of A Great Dane

Basic Topic: Jon & Kate, Plus 8

"For god sake you all saw what her stomach looked like, imagine how her vagina feels, at this point thrusting into her would probably run a close tie to mounting a slip and slide. "