Usher....you're lame.

Basic Topic: Michael Jackson

"As he finished his version of "Gone Too Soon," a handful of people walked towards him. My first reaction was excitement; I thought for sure they were a gang come to take out his knee caps. As I started to salivate at the idea of an Usher-less world, I realized it was Michael's family. Damn. Of all of MJ's fans, Usher is the most infuriating. He has one more time to use his "I'm about to cry" voice before I poop bone".

Save a Child, Kill....Michael????

BASIC TOPIC: MICHAEL JACKSON

"I am only saying what you’re thinking. Be truthful, if your child came home and told you that he spent one on one time with someone that held a great likeness to the king of pop, you would be loading your glock this very instant, and informing the Mrs. that you may have to go away for awhile."