Pee on the Tiolet

"I must admit, depending on the person talking, a few words be of comfort... I tend to get a little stage fright. So if you're ever next to me in the stall, a simple humming sound or shouting random words will suffice. It takes a lot to make me feel uncomfortable, but the mental picture I obtain from having a conversation while using the bathroom is usually one that only a highly skilled therapist can erase. "