Assimilation....or Just A Comical Embarassing Immitation?

"I love cornrows, but retired them mainly because I have a large forehead and frankly it's just not a good look for us outside of professional athletes and island get-a-ways. I know what luster's pink lotion is, and how miraculously it tames stubborn cowlicks, but haven't used it since I was in high school mainly because it's less accessible to me now and I'm too lazy to go to sally's beauty supply to purchase it. I was on my middle school step team, taught myself how to double dutch, and can probably do drop curls better than any white girl alive, outside of hair care professionals. I am that girl, or at least I was...and in some ways always will be. "