"All and all if the delicious effect Gerard Butler had on my southern region, didn't make it impossible for me to exit the premises quickly and quietly, I probably would have left and snuck into Harry Potter."
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1 comments:
Ok maybe this is the best quote ever: "all if the delicious effect Gerard Butler had on my southern region, didn't make it impossible for me to exit the premises quickly and quietly, I probably would have left and snuck into Harry Potter....and I am so not that type of person," Melissa you keep me laughing. Great review as well.
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