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Thursday, July 16, 2009

That's What You Have Me For.


Basic Topic: Maid of Honor

"Unless your wedding includes a red veil, fuck me heels, and a pre-nup that includes exceptions to exclusivity, just allow me to sit in the audience. Only remember to put me near the door just in case you change your mind and want me to have the car ready, but that part would be completely up to you."

2 comments:

Lauren said...

Call me crazy... I'd rather be the braids maid than the bride. Can you imagine me loving and supporting someone the rest of the week, much less the rest of my life?

Nonetheless.... great blog.

jennifer Cornwell said...

Yeah...that was funny. I sometimes wonder what really might have happened.

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